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ace-mma:

White Chicks (2004)

Cinematic masterpiece

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isaacjamess:

One of the best outtakes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via conscientiouscoattwirling)

at a horror movie

bf:are you scared?
me:in this economy who wouldn't be

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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biotic:

is anywhere in the US safe tho like

in the northwest there are earthquakes and dormant volcanoes, in the southwest there are earthquakes and wildfires, in the midwest there are tornadoes, in the southeast there are hurricanes and flooding and sinkholes, in the northeast there are blizzards and extreme cold and flooding, and just when you think you find a place where you are safe there are probably republicans

(via miss-class)

"Dirtbag Macbeth"  (via spartacussing)

MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
LADY MACBETH: lol what
no
MACBETH: youre covered in blood
LADY MACBETH: lets make out
MACBETH: what
LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
MACBETH: i don’t know
LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother

(via mydreamsareinthesky)

(via notthatfdupyousay)

MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: crispfreshair, via notthatfdupyousay)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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